Channelling France

Only a few days to go before Roy and I say goodbye to the Thames & Kennet Marina and head downriver on our Dutch barge Karanjaall the way downriver to London – before embarking on the Channel crossing to Calais.

We’ve been through Thames locks Sonning, Shiplake, Marsh, Hambleden, Hurley, Temple, Marlow and Cookham. Now we’ll spend a few leisurely days going through Boulters, Bray, Boveny, Romney, Old Windsor, Bell Weir, Penton Hook, Chertsey, Shepperton, Sunbury and Molesey – before picking up our experienced pilot, David Piper, at Teddington. That’s where the non-tidal Thames becomes tidal and a tad less tame.

Reading Bridge, plus ducks

Tedders – Last of the Small Oxford College Houseboats

How would you fancy owning a 135-year-old houseboat, as SHEILA FINNEY has done for nearly the past two decades? Lovely old Tedders being permanently moored just three or four berths down from our Dutch barge Karanja at the Thames & Kennet Marina, she and her husband Doug kindly invited me over for tea and a chat.

There’s “Tedders” on the far left – the white houseboat that’s five or six berths down from our “Karanja” on T&K Marina’s D Pontoon

What’s in a Name? – Naming Your Boat: Part 2

So much for fellow Piper-boat owners. Here are the stories behind the naming of a few other boats we know.

According to Claire Jensen (from Happy Chance), cruisers* often have “sort of baby boomer names that are often about money – names like Grin and Tonic, No Riff Raff, Oy Oy Saveloy, 50 Shades of Bray or Pimms O’Clock – especially the gin-palacey ones.”

*Cruisers are those white fibre-glass boats, sometimes less-than-affectionately dubbed “yoghurt pots” by those who prefer something with a steel hull that’s a bit more solid (and perhaps more stolid, too).

St Peter’s in Coughton, Warwickshire

There are occasions – even for a generally unholy lot like us – when it seems that only a church will do. For those times, our venerable institution of choice is the Parish Church of St Peter in Coughton, Warwickshire.

St Peter’s was where Roy’s sister Lyndsay wedded John Clemmow more than 30 years ago – both Lyndsay and her sister Cheryll had sung in its church choir – and it was there that our daughter, Wendy, was christened in 1980.

Far Canal! – via Migennes to Dijon

Once he’s got going, my husband does not like to stop unnecessarily (if at all) en route – but he must perforce stop for fuel. When the aire (layby) he was aiming for turned out to be more about hiking and picnicking than petrol, we clicked on “Places of Interest” and then “Fuel” on the Garmin, which took us on an enjoyable sortie along narrow country lanes to a single-pump affair where a smart lady in lavender suit with matching jewellery pumped gas for us.

Piper Boat Rally, Henley-on-Thames 2016

Back again at Henley for the annual Piper rally – our last expedition on Karanja before closing her up for the winter and heading south (like migratory geese) – we moored up opposite picturesque Temple Island, at the end of a row of 11 Piper Dutch barges.

The idea of this annual UK event – another rally is held in France, at Saint Jean de Losne – is for prospective clients to come along, see examples of the finished product, traipse around them and talk to their happy owners about their experiences.